why dont ppl do random things for me? u know. send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me $300,000
why do drugs when you can do me
single and ready 2 flamingle
what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off
That would be quite allarming
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.